Captain Hook is a Big Fat Faker

Sunday, December 5, 2010

You ever think that maybe Peter Pan is telling the truth?  Captain Hook really is a codfish.  So much so, that I'm pretty sure he's faking his disability.

If you read parkeology enough, you know that I'm a huge fan of Peter Pan's Flight, in spite of painted shadows and tin foil volcanos.  I recently noticed something odd though.  Check out these images from Walt Disney World:



A little blurry, because it's tough to take good dark ride pictures (unless you're the only one on the ride and have a flash).  But if you've ridden the ride enough times, these should be familiar.  The first one is Hook dueling Peter Pan on the yard arm.  The second is the finale, with Hook balancing precariously on the Crocodile.  I have absolutely no complaints about these scenes.

However, if we were to take a quick 4 hour plane trip over to Anaheim, we'll see pretty much the same scenes.  Only something's different.



No, I'm not referring to the fact that Hook's pants are purple in the duel, but blood red on the crocodile.  But I do think something's up with Hook's workman's comp claim.  Who's insuring this guy?  And whatever happened to due diligence?

At least each coast is consistent.  Oh wait, here's the mural from Anaheim's loading area:


And in case you were wondering which coast has it right, here's a still from the movie:


Finally!  Something that Walt Disney World does better than Disneyland!

Although as Frank Thomas (Hook's original animator) will testify, even the movie is not consistent within itself.

Now that I think about it, Hook does appear in one other spot in the ride:  In miniature, onboard the Jolly Roger, firing his cannon at you.  Could that be the tie-breaker?  I'll leave it to you to find out.

Photo Credits from the Awesome Folks at Flickr:


WDW Croc: Express Monorail:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/expressmonorail/2700605934/
WDW Duel: Hyku: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hyku/538985224/
DL Duel: Loren Javier:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/lorenjavier/3850454273
DL Croc: Loren Javier: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lorenjavier/3496352567/
DL Mural: ATIS547:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/albaum/2510779824