Monthly Archives: April 2011

Fading Star…

Parkeology was on location at Disneyland Paris the other week. We discovered things both expected and surprising. The PR photos make it look so, well, magical! Disneyland Paris features Discoverlyland in lieu of Tomorrowland. It is meant to serve as … Continue reading

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Stupid Things I Notice While Riding Soarin’

Like many of you, I’ve ridden Soarin’ a number of times.  I’m talking Peyton-Manning-to-Marvin-Harrison number of times.  Cher-Cosmetic-Procedures number of times.  Maybe not Rednecks-on-COPS number of times, but certainly Jessica-Simpson-Attempts-Fourth-Grade number of times.  I’m telling you, I can recite every … Continue reading

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Stocks and Bongos

The most evil buzzword in the theme park industry today is “interactive” (followed closely by “guest experience,” and rounded out by “Potter-killer.”)  I’m a traditionalist, darn it, and I prefer my theme parks shaken, not stirred.  If I have to … Continue reading

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