The World’s First Traffic Jam

In the classic EPCOT Center attraction, the World of Motion, they based an entire show scene around the idea of the World’s First Traffic Jam, complete with animatronic chickens. But Disney World’s First (and Worst) Traffic Jam happens every night at the Magic Kingdom. I don’t spend a lot of time musing about the future […]

The Thing Behind Door 24

It cannot be real. I won’t let it. Yet somehow the desperate, still-sane part of my mind will not let me forget the truly unsettling site I witnessed at the Magic Kingdom on the evening of March 24.¬†As I write this, I am still quite shaken. I don’t know what will come of this nightmare. […]

Return to Opening Day: Animal Kingdom 1998

I always feel the need to apologize when I haven’t posted for awhile. I imagine everyone giving up hope and moving on. By now, there must be only two people left reading parkeology. Thanks mom and dad! Anyway, I thought I would make up for it with a series of posts involving time travel. This […]