Secret Bedroom Discovered at Epcot’s Land Pavilion

I know the whole idea of a secret bedroom highly intrigues some of you, nevermind one at Epcot. I’m not sure what type of person gets intrigued by secret bedrooms. I guess you.

In case you’re wondering if it’s a fancy guest room like the Cinderella Castle Suite, the answer is no. You can’t stay there. To the best of my knowledge, no one has ever stayed there — not even Card Walker.

And if you’re the type that likes the idea of a secret bedroom for, shall we say, “less Disney” reasons… It’s off limits for that too — unless you’re a good climber.

The secret bedroom is, believe it or not, part of the Living with the Land boat ride. It has existed since Day One, but the reason I never noticed it before is because it’s not visible from the ride at all.

Listen to the Land model

An early model of the boat ride. Note that the actual ride is a mirror image of this layout.

To get a glimpse into this fully-themed, highly immersive and wonderful environment, you have to plunk down $35 plus tip for the character dinner at Garden Grill Restaurant.

This is not something I do often. However, last Sunday we decided to go to Garden Grill for the first time in maybe 15 years and I came face to face with the secret bedroom.

As you probably know, the Garden Grill is unique in that the whole restaurant is constantly rotating on a giant turntable. When EPCOT Center first opened, the restaurant was called the Good Turn, which seems like a more fitting name. Thankfully Disney changed it to something much more bland, to match the food.

To double-down on clever restaurant gimmicks, the Garden Grill actually overlooks several scenes from the Living with the Land boat ride. To this day, I still remember the elegant phrasing used by Harry N. Abrams in his classic book Walt Disney’s EPCOT Center. Where else can you have “prairie with your prime rib, desert with your dessert?”

Living with the Land desert scene from Garden Grill

Mmmm… delicious.

In practice, the rainforest area comes first, followed by desert, prairie, and finally the American farm — complete with a large-scale farmhouse.

From the boat ride, as you float by the farmhouse, you can see the dog barking from the porch, the rooster crowing from the mailbox, and if you happen to look up… Parkeologists emptying their wallets in an average restaurant for a couple of hasty photos with the disinterested duo of Chip and Dale.

Chip and Dale at Garden Grill Restaurant

Even that smile looks plastered on.

What you do not see from the boat ride is the window into the second story of the farmhouse, because that window is only facing the restaurant.

Living with the Land farmhouse from the Garden Grill

In this lighting, it looks like the house from Halloween.

There it is! A full-on themed secret bedroom, right there in the ride. The window in the A-frame is not really visible either from the ride or the restaurant, but you can see lights burning in there. The window on the left side of the house directly faces the restaurant. Let’s zoom in.

Close up of the second floor secret bedroom from Living with the Land's farmhouse

Just a slice of Americana… and a weather vane that looks like it might slice someone up in a good horror movie.

It’s got a quilt on the bed, a nice antique globe in the corner, a few gas lights burning. There’s a model train on the nightstand, and behind it is … a tennis racket? A bowling pin? Negan’s barbed wire bat Lucille? Whatever it is, it’s a lot of props.

It’s almost like Disney is giving tours in there, like with Walt’s fire station apartment. The only difference is, this room seems to be set up solely for guests who are more interested in taking pictures with Pluto. An illuminated, barely-glimpsed secret bedroom that might enter your peripheral vision for half a minute as you rotate past from fifteen feet away.

And I can tell you from experience — literally no one cares. A few people didn’t mind glancing out at the prairie buffalo for a second or two, but no one else in the restaurant could be bothered to study the tiny little window in the side of an old farmhouse.

Living with the Land buffalo on the prairie

Just preparing for the bison-tennial celebration. Ho, ho.

There must be a Cast Member door in there somewhere. I’m sure they have to keep the thing dusted. Or maybe they reserve it for emissaries of the Nestle corporation.

But now that you know it’s there, aren’t you dying to go inside?

 

Shane was raised on a steady diet of EPCOT Center and Kenner action figures. Parkeology is the happy result. He is the creator along with his friend Ted of the WDW47 Challenge and the WDW49 Challenge -- featured by such media giants as CNN, ABC, FoxNews, and the in-flight magazine for Norwegian Air. With his brother Tristan, Shane is the author of the adventure fantasy novels Arabian Heist and Johnny Shipwreck. He currently resides in the Swiss Family Treehouse.

12 thoughts on “Secret Bedroom Discovered at Epcot’s Land Pavilion

  1. So that’s where the Animal Kingdom door leads to!

    The trick will now be sneaking a drone into EPCOT and flying it up there whilst riding Living With The Land. Surely that’s worth getting banned for?

  2. The bedroom contains a secret clue to the locations of Walt Disney’s frozen head, which lies somewhere in WDW.

    Where are the other clues and the head itself? Ah, now that would be telling. 😉

      • The secret door in Animal Kingdom simply leads to another (albeit major) clue, the location of Walt’s head dates all the way back to the beginning of WDW.

        Of course I’m being humorous when I say “Walt’s head”, it’s actually his whole body that is in suspended animation using the same technology developed in secret that would later preserve Howard Hughes in suspended animation, who is located in a secret location in Las Vegas.

        You’d be surprised to learn who else is actually in suspended animation, but I really shouldn’t be talking about this, in fact I’ve probably said way too much already.

        • I was going to make a Secret Temple joke on the post about when you’d start the expedition, but I was already beaten there by one of the maestros himself.

          When I made a joke about it at the end of last year after you’d stated you made a post because someone pestered you, I went back and read the original post. Looking at the comments, I didn’t realize that it had been an annual tradition since then for someone to ask about it.

          Figured I’d get 2017 out of the way early, but c’est la vie. Maybe down the line.

  3. I’ve never been so excited about a bedroom in my entire life O_O now I have to endure an obnoxious character dining experience so I can see it!

    • There is no higher calling than to spend dozens if not hundreds of dollars on a character meal for a 30-second glimpse at a faraway bedroom.

  4. That’s some proper Theme Park Archaeology right there Shane. So when are you planning the expedition?

  5. “But now that you know it’s there, aren’t you dying to go inside?” Yes. Yes, I am. Too bad there are so many good dining options at Epcot. I can’t envision myself ever choosing Garden Grill over Biergarten, La Hacienda de San Angel, or Spice Road.

    • No secret bedroom in Spice Road though. The Grill offers amazing 30 second glimpses into this wonder of theming!

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