Category Archives: Disneyland

Teevtee’s Top Ten

It always has struck me that the phrase “paying homage” is a bit disingenuous. It may sound very nice and may infer that the person “paying homage” to someone or something is in fact crediting the source and showing respect, … Continue reading

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Confessions of a Splash Mountain Rap Star

My name is Park-Dawg and I’m here to say Never begin a rap this way. I’m tryin’ too hard to sound cool and hip So don’t bust my rhyme or I’ll bust your lip. As long as I talk and … Continue reading

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Alternate Fantasy – Bizarro Squares

We now come to the part of our tour where each coast diverges into its own unique little niche. Florida, by virtue of its large collection of Confederate flags, inability to efficiently count election results, and its heritage as the … Continue reading

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