Disneyland: A Division of Vandelay Industries

Seinfeld fans may remember Vandelay Industries, the fictional business invented by George Costanza as a means of falsifying his employment.  As I recall, Vandelay started as a latex business, but evolved into an import/export company.  It had what is known as a “diversified business model.” Imports:  Chips (potato; some corn).  Exports: Diapers Disneyland is a […]

4 Steps To Magically Find Your Calling

Next week, Teevtee continues his series on the Thrilla in Parkzilla, but for now I want you to pick up a dictionary.  College level, if you have it.  Look up the word “Awesome.”  If you don’t see the following image, throw your dictionary away, because it is just a sad waste of trees: That’s right. […]

Muppet Labs Creates Beaker’s Best Line

  Last Saturday marked the reopening of MuppetVision 3-D, a Studio staple since the early 90s.  The rehab included a new digital projection system, resulting in crystal clear images the likes of which haven’t been seen since Jim Henson’s mind-expansion experiments in the 70s.  The show also got new carpet and seat coverings, shunting some […]