Whaddayaknow… TRON Lightcycle Run is Actually Great

For too long, Disney World has struggled to find the right marriage of IP with attraction concept. With TRON Lightcycle Run, they finally figured it out. Duh, says Shanghai Disneyland Fan. The ride has been a massive hit in China for almost 7 years now (and highly anticipated by Parkeology back in 2016). But here […]

Riddle at Pirate’s Lair on Tom Sawyer Island SOLVED!

It was the year 2018 when I first became aware of a strange riddle hidden in the caves of Pirate’s Lair on Tom Sawyer Island. My practice had me tending to a little matter in New Orleans Square, where a patient of mine had been suffering from optical delusions. My journey led me across Baker […]

Legacy: Bob Chapek

Former Disney CEO Bob Chapek has been called “The Worst CEO in Disney’s History” but is that fair? Could he have been THAT bad?

Dick Tracy: The Parks and a Secret Sequel

The movie fizzled, now what? Read About the Movie in Part One Here By the fall of 1990, it was clear that Dick Tracy was a dud. After the film’s tepid reception Disney removed the character from the parks; leaving behind only hints as to what could have been. Tracy-related shows, shops, and attractions were […]

Dick Tracy: Disney’s Next Big Thing That Never Was

Before Dick Tracy there was a Batman  Batman was the top-grossing movie of the 1989 besting the latest chapter in the Indiana Jones saga. The following year, in search of the next big thing, the Walt Disney Company copied every aspect of Batman and took a gamble on Dick Tracy; a 60-year-old gumshoe from the […]