The Universe of Energy closing date is almost upon us. Those clever vampires in Disney Merchandising are already selling t-shirts featuring the word “Extinct.” It gives me some ideas about how to monetize my own funeral. This is not the first vintage Disney ride to close. It’s not even the best. In the late 90s, […]
Ellen’s Energy Adventure
Watch Out For These 5 Offensive Pre-Shows at Disney Theme Parks
Last summer, Disney shockingly altered the pre-show to Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith to remove a crude hand gesture by the band’s lead singer. Now that it’s safe to enjoy the underwear-sponsored attraction and its family-friendly Aerosmith songs about steamy love-making in a roller coaster, Disney can finally turn its attention to the remaining […]
Stupid Judy Played the Perfect Jeopardy Round and LOST!
Stupid Judy is the only person in history to play the perfect Jeopardy round. Yet somehow, she lost the game in Ellen’s Energy Adventure.