Theme Park Life

Thrilla in Parkzilla: ROUND TWO!

If you missed round one catch up HERE. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the most massive mega fight of all time, the ultimate showdown of the Disney gladiators, a fight that has been decades in the making, this is round two of the…. The crowd is still riled up after the first round of […]

4 Steps To Magically Find Your Calling

Next week, Teevtee continues his series on the Thrilla in Parkzilla, but for now I want you to pick up a dictionary.  College level, if you have it.  Look up the word “Awesome.”  If you don’t see the following image, throw your dictionary away, because it is just a sad waste of trees: That’s right. […]

Thrilla in Parkzilla Round 1

Which park is best? Six years ago I wrote a series of articles for our friends at miceage.com. The purpose was to evaluate and compare each of the Disney parks to see which one truly reigned supreme. In a tough fought brawl to take it all one park emerged as the ultimate victor.   But […]

Bad at Geography

…or maybe good at it, depending on how you look at it.  Yes, we’re back in France.  Again.  At this point, it’s almost like a game, seeing how many consecutive posts about Epcot’s France Pavilion I can string together.  Don’t worry, I’m running out. Speaking of Rome, how about Italy, huh?  As you may remember […]

All Dried Up – A Parkeology Exclusive!

For the first time, we are pleased to bring you a shocking parkeology-exclusive video.  This is hard-hitting, explosive material that you won’t find anywhere else, since it was captured by our own Teevtee, who also did the write-up.  The video is at the end of the article and it is indeed SHOCKING. It is not […]

Sea Serpent Redux Again

To the Staff at Parkeology.com, I wasn’t going to say anything, but then Scales had to open his big mouth about being left out, and I felt obliged to write in with yet another correction to your ill-conceived article about WDW Sea Serpents.  Scales feels slighted because he is the largest Sea Serpent on property. […]

Sea Serpent Redux

To the Staff of Parkeology.com, It has come to my attention that you recently ran one of your little articles about Walt Disney World family of sea serpents.  I guess it was cute.  I didn’t really read the whole thing.  I must, however, take exception with your research practices.  Maybe you just had an off […]