Top 10 Name Changes That Changed Nothing – Part 2

Before we begin Part 2, I just want to say that I could have changed the title of this article to something different, just to trick you into thinking that you are getting something brand new, when it’s really just more of the same.  That may be good enough for Disney, but I always look […]

Top 10 Name Changes That Changed Nothing – Part 1

This post is part of the Disney Blog Carnival.  Head over there to see more great Disney-related posts and articles. ——————   “I think I’ll go meet the boys for a cold sasparilla.  Oh I forgot, we’re calling it root beer now.  Same kind of thing, different name.  Well, that’s progress for you!” — Carousel of Progress Remember […]

Disney’s Handwich: Whatever Happened to this Food of the Future?

Be sure to read to the end for a newly added (some might say shocking) update to our original post! Once upon a time Disney had a revolutionary idea that was going to transform the future of food, so what went wrong?   When Michael Eisner and Frank Wells took the reigns of Disney in […]

Yoda Exiled to Magic Kingdom to Work on His Music

Before you even step under the train station and enter the Magic Kingdom, the stage is set.  The magic is all around you, starting with the breezy palms on the shore of the Seven Seas Lagoon, progressing to a floral Mickey head just beyond the gate, and culminating in a breathtaking search of your personal […]

Politically Correct Snipers in the Frontierland Bell Tower

The Wild West used to be a rough and tumble place.  It was a hostile land, full of dark gunslingers, raging locomotives, and poisonous critters everywhere you stepped.  Actually, there were buffalo chips everywhere you stepped, but sometimes poisonous critters hid under them.  Cactus too. Nothing says “danger” like a fabulous serape. A man could […]

ECPOT CENTER: The Purple Park

  Steven Spielberg is a plagiarist!   Clearly owes it all to Disney That’s right, the acclaimed wunderkind director/producer/writer/gaffer/best boy has been blatantly stealing from Disney for years. First he steals Robert A. Mattey, the special effects supervisor who created the giant squid effects for Disney’s “Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea”, to create the […]

The Four Dragon Kings of the Theme Parks

When it comes to mythical beasts, dragons are royalty.  Unicorns are upper class, a little bit snooty, sort of pampered.  Griffins are middle class, your sort of everyday run-of-the-mill hybrid creatures, and jackalopes are like the serfs tending to the fields and making jokes about the unicorns behind their backs.  The other mythical beasts fall […]

You’re Fat: Disney’s Gold Key Dining Plan Was the Trip of a Lifetime!

  At least according to statistics you are.  If you are an American then chances are good that you can’t fit into those huge pants of yours and it’s all Disney’s fault.   Donald’s Lipitor prescription has not helped.   Disney is pushing the Disney Dining plan these days… hard.  It’s not because they are […]