Keep Disney Weird: The Top 5 Weirdest Attractions Ever

January 20, 2020January 22, 2020 By Teevtee

Disney used to produce weird movies, create weird plots, craft weird food and of course create weird Disney attractions. Truthfully most of Disney’s past is weird. Human sized talking mice, singing tiki birds, banjo-playing bears, politically correct non-sexually assaulting pirates, this stuff is just bizarre. Weird, but not Disney level weird. Today it’s all Marvel, curated streaming services and elaborately tiered dining plans, but there […]

5 Most Anticipated Disney Rides of the 2020s

January 8, 2020January 7, 2020 By Shane

We’ve spent the last week going through every decade of Disney parks, from the earliest days of Disneyland to the cutting edge technology of today. Now that the 2020s are here, what will be the most anticipated Disney rides of the next decade? If you’d like to check out our decade-by-decade review, click below: 1950s1960s1970s1980s1990s2000s2010s2020s […]

5 Greatest Disney Rides by Decade: The 2000s

January 6, 2020January 8, 2020 By Shane

In the early 2000s, the number of Disney parks would increase once again. But for the first time ever, the company would falter. Come with us as we explore the not only a new decade but a new millennium and the chance to rank 5 more of Disney’s greatest and most important rides. You can […]

6 Monorail Problems (And How the Tokyo Disney Monorail Fixed Them)

September 25, 2017October 8, 2017 By Shane

Tokyo Disney Resort Line monorail in front of Tokyo Disneyland Hotel

Walt Disney World has soured on the monorail. Futuristic sky trains are out. Glorified ski-lifts are in. Yet halfway around the world, a utopian future marches on, personified by the Tokyo Disney monorail. Officially known as the Tokyo Disney Resort Line, the Tokyo Disney monorail services four stations in an endless loop: Tokyo Disneyland Station […]

Disney’s Secret Plans to Rename The Last Jedi

January 25, 2017August 7, 2017 By Shane

Star Wars The Last Jedi - Disney Parks Version

Lucasfilm is one of only two brands in the world that can drop three mysterious words — The Last Jedi — and immediately melt down the internet as everyone tries to decipher what it all means. The good folks at the Walt Disney Imagineering Department of Namin’ Things! (DON’T!) solved this problem long ago. If Lucasfilm had […]

Tokyo Disney’s 45 Rides: A Preview Ranking

June 7, 2016August 7, 2017 By Shane

In just two weeks comes a theme park challenge of mythic proportions… The two halves of Team Parkeology will board airplanes from our respective corners of the country and fly halfway around the world, where we will be reunited at the Tokyo Disney Resort. And there — in the span of just four days!! — […]

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